Thursday, May 04, 2006

Happy Birthday

Little Doris is 1 Today.

Not crawling, never mind walking. Just smiling!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Doris.

Anonymous said...

Go on, have another child - you know you'd love him or her if they came along... go on. You'd probably make your wife very happy ....It's practiaclly your duty

That Hideous Man said...

As an honourable and dutiful man yourself, I'm sure you wouldn't hurl that at me without demonstrating your suitability to cast the first er, stone?

I await your happy announcement with equal joy.

Anonymous said...

Dear thathideousman,
Alas as a spiritual being I am unable to do as you ask. Even when I manifest physically it would be inappropriate for me to take a wife & produce lots of little devils. It is hard enough to keep my minions under control as it is ever mind having to contol a wife. I am the prince of darkness afterall - and I do have an image to keep up. Thus I thank you for your generous offer, but I demur.

Yours etc et al inter alia,

Satan

That Hideous Man said...

I thought as much.
- No vanancy applies as stated.

Anonymous said...

I warn you, I am the most evil and wicked being in the universe, and I will not be written to with flippent remarks like 'I thought as much'. Thought as much indeed; in the good old days I'd have turned you into a newt, or perhaps your knees into turnips.
Listen here my good fellow, if you did less thinking and more procreating you'd make my job a lot easier. It's not easy being the Lord of Wickedness you know.

Yours, with every good wish [sic. & sick]

Satan

Anonymous said...

And another thing, it is a sign of exactly how cross I am that I accidentally identified myself as 'anonymous' in that last diabolical communique.
Satan
I'm really not happy with your attitude you know- it's your own time your wasting.